Bitter Americans

I’m bitter because:

1. the mill closed
2. a crazy Chicago minister thinks I should give up my daughter’s seat at Princeton for a wealthy affirmative action candidate instead of a student from an economically impacted region
3. Obama wants to deny me the human right of self-defense against a meth crazed PCB addict breaking into my trailer home. If I can’t keep an assembled loaded 355 Magnum Pistol (feeling lucky punk), there’s no way I have a chance to survive a meth zombie attack
4. those crazy candidates (even Snort-a-Coke-Obama) refuse to legalize drugs
5. a whole hood of bitter people seem to think my bitter persecuted Irish-Armenian butt owes them something even though my ancestors survive British potatoe famine starvation genocide against my Irish ancestors and Turkish genocide/pograms against my Armenian ancestors
6. our troops remain in Japan, Germany, Italy, etc - 63-years after we defeated the Axis Powers during WWII
7. our troops remain in Korea - 53-years after Korea War hostilities sorta-kinda-ended
8. Hot Head McCain wants to take away my First Amendment Rights to protest against a politician via TV ads a few days before an election
9. no one recognizes my human right to reproduce … sure I’m an unwashed, over-weight bald high-school drop out … but shouldn’t one of those campaign volunteer college co-ed chicks let me have my way with here … HUMAN RIGHTS !!!
10. Professional Sports Teams play on astro-turf instead of natural grass

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